666Satanic Army666 - Praise Him FLAC album

I hardly ever get to say how bad a release is, so when I do, I enjoy it. This is one of those reviews. This release sucked SO bad, I literally wanted to cut my ears off. First off, real metal music uses real instruments. This garbage uses computer generated effects while utilizing the drum machine. Now, drum machines are okay sometimes. For example, The Berzerker uses a drum machine in some of their songs, but in my mind, that sounds alright. However, this band found a way to even screw up the simplicity of the drum machine. The machine gets off beat with the guitar and just starts to sound like crap. The vocal work is horrid. I've heard many, many raw black metal releases. Bands like Cradle of Filth and Dimmu Borgir both had very raw beginning demo albums, but this band completely blows all other crap out of the water. Actually, now that I think of it, this album is the epitome of crap. It doesn't even deserve the title of noise. It's just bad. Stay away from this. If you find it online, don't download it, just listen to the first 5 seconds or so. No, it doesn't get any better after the first 5 seconds, it stays that bad the entire way through. There is absolutely no redeeming moment in this entire album. Out of 5, I give this a 1. Out of 100, I give this a 0. Since discogs does not have a 0 on their scale, I cannot give it a 0 here, but let it be known that I would have if I could have.